On the rear of the van in large lettering it said
"Do you need help around the house?"
yes, yes, yes, me, me, me, I do.........
yes, yes, yes
well I usually get Asda to deliver but I suppose if someone wanted to do the online order for me then that would be ok
oh yes please, since that cold winter killed off most of my shrubbery the garden is looking a bit sorry for itself.....so where do I sign up??
Well I don't really need this for myself.....but.......I suppose they could help with Jack's personal care and change a few nappies........so come on where do I sign up???
Then I looked to the other back door of the van
Oh, I suppose that's not me then!