Need help around the house anyone?

Whilst I was out driving today I was moving slowly in traffic and following a van.


On the rear of the van in large lettering it said


 "Do you need help around the house?" 



yes, yes, yes, me, me, me, I do.........


"Housework?"


yes, yes, yes


"Shopping?


well I usually get Asda to deliver but I suppose if someone wanted to do the online order for me then that would be ok


"Gardening?"


oh yes please, since that cold winter killed off most of my shrubbery the garden is looking a bit sorry for itself.....so where do I sign up??


"Personal Care?"


Well I don't really need this for myself.....but.......I suppose they could help with Jack's personal care and change a few nappies........so come on where do I sign up???




Then I looked to the other back door of the van




"AGE UK"


Oh, I suppose that's not me then!